破世界纪录全世界脸皮最厚的三美,你怎么还赖死不走...如果党选还推不倒他,国大党真的无药可救...
2008年3月20日星期四
很深奥的英文...献给英文好的你
痛苦中的快乐 The painful happy
一直这样痛苦着,总有好多题材好多灵感想发表,奈何.....时间不够用,一切只能在煮菜喂奶冲凉大便时任之旋转于脑中.
This has been a painful, and there are a lot of inspiration to a lot of subjects, with the lack of time ', ..... all in the cooking only when breastfeeding Bathing stool in the rotation of the brain.
(我不是喂人奶啦,大便也不是在脑里旋转啦,恶心!)
苦.(苦闷) Bitter. (Depressed)
哭.(欲哭无泪) Cry. (Tears) (都说无泪咯)
枯.(博客枯死啦) Litter. (Wither you blog) (wither是什么?)
最近有件较令人快乐的事,哈哈哈,我终于瘦够啦!
More recent pieces is a happy thing, Hehehe, I finally thin enough! (more recent pieces?还好我还不至于乱用英文到酱)
君不见我终于可以穿上未孕前的裤了吗?
Have you not seen I can finally wear the pants did not pre-pregnancy?
虽然怎样取巧借位拿角度缩腹拍照也遮不了那些多余的羊肥肉,布料甚至呈现要爆线的"魔"样. Although by bit with how tricky angle camera also shrink abdominal Zhebule those superfluous sheep meat, cloth or even to show the explosion of the "magic" sample. (zhebule应该写can't hide)
不过哦,凡是过来人必能深深了解到,做完月子无衣可穿的痛苦,即是你不可能穿回孕妇装告诉人家你还瘦不回形或让人误会你再接再励的怀孕;同时你又挤不进孕前装,在试穿的过程,你甚至必须有另个女性(最好不是老公啦,情何以堪:( )在身旁,以打救双手举高衣服半卡住的你.
But oh, all over will certainly be able to deeply understand that, done on sub-wear clothing without the pain, that is, you can not return to maternity wear you also tell them not to shape or thin people misunderstanding the fund you pregnant At the same time you do not squeeze into pre-pregnancy equipment, tried in the process, you must even have another female (preferably not married you, How quickly things can change: () in the side, put out his hands to give a high-clothes card Do you live. (真的乱乱翻译的)(原来情何以堪是叫做how quickly things can change,oh i see)
所以呢,秤重的有时也会因地心吸力而给你不准确的答案,但是衣服呢是绝对诚实的静物!
So, sometimes by weighing the gravity and does not give you accurate answers, but it is absolutely clothes honest Still Life!
相差还有2公斤就能回到未孕时,虽然我很失败的花很长的时间挥掉此现代女性的耻辱.不过,你们一定要恭喜我,哈哈哈......
There can be a difference of two kilograms to not pregnant, although I fail to spend a very long time Hui off the shame of this modern women, but you must congratulate me, Hehehe ...
p/s:次文标签于"小臭虫"是非常正确的,还不是拜你这小瓜所赐,今生欠你的....
P / s: the text label in the "small bugs" is completely correct, is not the result of this small melon you thanks owed to you this life ....
可以想象英文老师读这篇文章吗?肯定吐血!!!
一直这样痛苦着,总有好多题材好多灵感想发表,奈何.....时间不够用,一切只能在煮菜喂奶冲凉大便时任之旋转于脑中.
This has been a painful, and there are a lot of inspiration to a lot of subjects, with the lack of time ', ..... all in the cooking only when breastfeeding Bathing stool in the rotation of the brain.
(我不是喂人奶啦,大便也不是在脑里旋转啦,恶心!)
苦.(苦闷) Bitter. (Depressed)
哭.(欲哭无泪) Cry. (Tears) (都说无泪咯)
枯.(博客枯死啦) Litter. (Wither you blog) (wither是什么?)
最近有件较令人快乐的事,哈哈哈,我终于瘦够啦!
More recent pieces is a happy thing, Hehehe, I finally thin enough! (more recent pieces?还好我还不至于乱用英文到酱)
君不见我终于可以穿上未孕前的裤了吗?
Have you not seen I can finally wear the pants did not pre-pregnancy?
虽然怎样取巧借位拿角度缩腹拍照也遮不了那些多余的羊肥肉,布料甚至呈现要爆线的"魔"样. Although by bit with how tricky angle camera also shrink abdominal Zhebule those superfluous sheep meat, cloth or even to show the explosion of the "magic" sample. (zhebule应该写can't hide)
不过哦,凡是过来人必能深深了解到,做完月子无衣可穿的痛苦,即是你不可能穿回孕妇装告诉人家你还瘦不回形或让人误会你再接再励的怀孕;同时你又挤不进孕前装,在试穿的过程,你甚至必须有另个女性(最好不是老公啦,情何以堪:( )在身旁,以打救双手举高衣服半卡住的你.
But oh, all over will certainly be able to deeply understand that, done on sub-wear clothing without the pain, that is, you can not return to maternity wear you also tell them not to shape or thin people misunderstanding the fund you pregnant At the same time you do not squeeze into pre-pregnancy equipment, tried in the process, you must even have another female (preferably not married you, How quickly things can change: () in the side, put out his hands to give a high-clothes card Do you live. (真的乱乱翻译的)(原来情何以堪是叫做how quickly things can change,oh i see)
所以呢,秤重的有时也会因地心吸力而给你不准确的答案,但是衣服呢是绝对诚实的静物!
So, sometimes by weighing the gravity and does not give you accurate answers, but it is absolutely clothes honest Still Life!
相差还有2公斤就能回到未孕时,虽然我很失败的花很长的时间挥掉此现代女性的耻辱.不过,你们一定要恭喜我,哈哈哈......
There can be a difference of two kilograms to not pregnant, although I fail to spend a very long time Hui off the shame of this modern women, but you must congratulate me, Hehehe ...
p/s:次文标签于"小臭虫"是非常正确的,还不是拜你这小瓜所赐,今生欠你的....
P / s: the text label in the "small bugs" is completely correct, is not the result of this small melon you thanks owed to you this life ....
可以想象英文老师读这篇文章吗?肯定吐血!!!
我英文很屎
自大一点虫 Conceit that insects
一个对于自己在行的项目得意起来偶尔忘形自我陶醉臭美起来的大虫
一个对于自己晤掂的项目自卑起来总是卑谦自量头低低缩起来的小虫
一个和你一样放屁都是臭的普通一个人
也不过一个在想如何写标题来吸引你捧场以满足内心虚荣的典型博客虫
A project for their own expert with the occasional writings complacent self-satisfaction Xiumei up for their own Orange an interview with OK inferiority complex projects always Belcher overrate themselves head-to low shrinkage and a bug like you are out of the ordinary farting However, a person also would like to how to write a headline to attract the audience to satisfy your inner vanity typical blog worm
我英文很屎,原来翻译成英文是"咁解"的 :P
google translate 果然有"笑"率!
下次我可以试试用英文写blog 了.
一个对于自己在行的项目得意起来偶尔忘形自我陶醉臭美起来的大虫
一个对于自己晤掂的项目自卑起来总是卑谦自量头低低缩起来的小虫
一个和你一样放屁都是臭的普通一个人
也不过一个在想如何写标题来吸引你捧场以满足内心虚荣的典型博客虫
A project for their own expert with the occasional writings complacent self-satisfaction Xiumei up for their own Orange an interview with OK inferiority complex projects always Belcher overrate themselves head-to low shrinkage and a bug like you are out of the ordinary farting However, a person also would like to how to write a headline to attract the audience to satisfy your inner vanity typical blog worm
我英文很屎,原来翻译成英文是"咁解"的 :P
google translate 果然有"笑"率!
下次我可以试试用英文写blog 了.
痛苦中的快乐
一直这样痛苦着,总有好多题材好多灵感想发表,奈何.....时间不够用,一切只能在煮菜喂奶冲凉大便时任之旋转于脑中.
苦.(苦闷)
哭.(欲哭无泪)
枯.(博客枯死啦)
最近有件较令人快乐的事,哈哈哈,我终于瘦够啦!
君不见我终于可以穿上未孕前的裤了吗?
虽然怎样取巧借位拿角度缩腹拍照也遮不了那些多余的羊肥肉,布料甚至呈现要爆线的"魔"样.
不过哦,凡是过来人必能深深了解到,做完月子无衣可穿的痛苦,即是你不可能穿回孕妇装告诉人家你还瘦不回形或让人误会你再接再励的怀孕;同时你又挤不进孕前装,在试穿的过程,你甚至必须有另个女性(最好不是老公啦,情何以堪:( )在身旁,以打救双手举高衣服半卡住的你.
所以呢,秤重的有时也会因地心吸力而给你不准确的答案,但是衣服呢是绝对诚实的静物!
相差还有2公斤就能回到未孕时,虽然我很失败的花很长的时间挥掉此现代女性的耻辱.不过,你们一定要恭喜我,哈哈哈......
p/s:次文标签于"小臭虫"是非常正确的,还不是拜你这小瓜所赐,今生欠你的....
2008年3月12日星期三
大快人心事连连
1. 拉昔家被泼红漆.
虽然我们想谢谢他帮了反对党个"中"忙,将国阵的选票也泼一些出去了.
海啸可以消灭舞弊.
2. 三美终于被拉下马
你所"赚"到的已够你养老至150岁,做莫还赖死不走.
你教会我们做人不要去到太尽, 有楼梯你不要,现在跌下马是不是该死? (摇头)
3. 查卡利亚ma tong kiao
虽然把他逝世说成大快人心有点臭心 ( 臭虫的心都是臭的嘛)
不过当初很多人都是狂骂他:" 咁多人死不见你死",现在死了很多人却恨看不到行动党对他重新追究看他怎样"折堕"法, 乃是一种遗憾.
他的死难免让人联想他是担心被新州政府对付心脏受不了所致吧.
三位主角都有一个共同点: 串!
2008年3月11日星期二
迟来的选后花絮
大家都是屠龙手!
give me 10!!~首先,大家给大家一个饮胜式的鼓掌喝彩!
~第一次感受到人民的力量, 全民的团结, 真正的malaysia boleh! (超震撼人心)
~问百人百人也说,没预想到.
~第一次感受到人民的力量, 全民的团结, 真正的malaysia boleh! (超震撼人心)
~问百人百人也说,没预想到.
~先是槟城给火箭sapu掉. (酱够力,那时还不知好戏在后头)
~走过513的家婆, 忧心忡忡说:" 华人又要流血了".那厢住在槟城的阿姑也说家婆买maggie 面防戒严.(这也是老一辈宁愿选国阵的原因)
~接着, 就有谣言说有人在光大打架啦.( 为什么每次有特事发生就有这样的谣言散播,吃饱没事做!!!)
~致电给家父询问有否担心暴乱, 家父镇定的答:" 现在penang huan na lang生活酱好了哪里还会出来搞事, 你以为他们傻啊?"
~明显的,电视台的主持人拿到第一手消息时,有者不知如何反应,有者暗暗压抑兴奋心情,唯一共同点>>大家都吓倒了.
~凡走过五十光年的长辈,在有生之年,可以看到此景,倍感欣喜.已经年过六旬的家父与家翁第一次追看成绩到通宵,因为实在太多惊喜,剧情紧张!
~家父越看越兴奋,就是等三美被拉下台才肯睡.
~三美度过了最痛苦的生日. 他的生日,我们的快乐.
~半夜我躺在床上想像三美想必同时一样躺在床上,眼湿湿看天花板,双手摊开,头摇摇,喃喃自问:为什么?
~如果不是要看顾孩子,我也想和臭虫爸一起追看. 兴奋的臭虫爸超忙, 电脑电视手机旋转不停, 在等到成功否决2/3议席后, 才甘愿上床, 还弄醒我,要和我分享感受分析未来前景. 心情激动的他结果还是睡不着继续下楼追看到天亮. 彻夜未眠的他high了整个白天, 等到晚上十时方超累睡个死猪.
~下届我要换区啦,下届就投郭素沁.
~大家下台各异, 许子根的风度让人感动.沙里札也是.
~其实大家不约而同的选党不选人, 很多人只是抱着小"教训国阵"而已, 只是没料到积少成多的效果会引起大"海啸". 幸好黄家定和翁诗杰没被牺牲掉.
~胡渐彪,林时彬,请节哀顺变.(留得青山在,哪怕没柴烧)
~林熙隆你还是一步一脚印较好.
~罗国本:对不起,我始终认为你只是个像陈冠希喜爱玩录影机的少爷.不过我相信你的正义,请让我们刮目相看吧.
~安华,你真的魅力无法挡!
~大家觉得pak lah还能撑下去吗? (世事无绝对0)
~我等凯里成立parti rempit khairi.
~基尔连夜搬家, 是怕人家看到他整屋子的羊胎素? 还是更多见不得人的东西? 雪州政府忙毁文件,岂不是此地无金三百两??
~火箭啊, 我老家天时地利人和下成为你们的白老鼠, 这四年请争气, 搞得好, 下届再多几洲送给你, 搞不好, 你们都知道后果啦.
~三美度过了最痛苦的生日. 他的生日,我们的快乐.
~半夜我躺在床上想像三美想必同时一样躺在床上,眼湿湿看天花板,双手摊开,头摇摇,喃喃自问:为什么?
~如果不是要看顾孩子,我也想和臭虫爸一起追看. 兴奋的臭虫爸超忙, 电脑电视手机旋转不停, 在等到成功否决2/3议席后, 才甘愿上床, 还弄醒我,要和我分享感受分析未来前景. 心情激动的他结果还是睡不着继续下楼追看到天亮. 彻夜未眠的他high了整个白天, 等到晚上十时方超累睡个死猪.
~下届我要换区啦,下届就投郭素沁.
~大家下台各异, 许子根的风度让人感动.沙里札也是.
~其实大家不约而同的选党不选人, 很多人只是抱着小"教训国阵"而已, 只是没料到积少成多的效果会引起大"海啸". 幸好黄家定和翁诗杰没被牺牲掉.
~胡渐彪,林时彬,请节哀顺变.(留得青山在,哪怕没柴烧)
~林熙隆你还是一步一脚印较好.
~罗国本:对不起,我始终认为你只是个像陈冠希喜爱玩录影机的少爷.不过我相信你的正义,请让我们刮目相看吧.
~安华,你真的魅力无法挡!
~大家觉得pak lah还能撑下去吗? (世事无绝对0)
~我等凯里成立parti rempit khairi.
~基尔连夜搬家, 是怕人家看到他整屋子的羊胎素? 还是更多见不得人的东西? 雪州政府忙毁文件,岂不是此地无金三百两??
~火箭啊, 我老家天时地利人和下成为你们的白老鼠, 这四年请争气, 搞得好, 下届再多几洲送给你, 搞不好, 你们都知道后果啦.
~臭虫爸说要"趁虚而入",现在进马华或民政必可"节节上升". (hnmg....臭虫爸请照镜)
笔于"总是过时很无奈."
2008年3月6日星期四
呕了...
朋友,全媒体全天候看"不唱高调,只求成效"的广告你呕了吗?(感觉比我怀孕morning sickness更讨厌)(酱高调好像不用钱地打广告叫"不唱高调"呵??),有谁不觉得呕的请留言告诉我,我想认识百毒不侵的你.
连开hotmail也要看那些不知收了多少广告费的主角,拼命说bn好话,很恶心...尤其是说治安好警察效率快的那位先生最讨厌!
安全? (多少冤魂命断攫夺,车祸等等,有谁现在出街不提高警惕?)
和平? (不公平哪来和平?我们不要内安法令下的假象和平)
繁荣? (所以不该涨价的可乱涨价?)
虽然无法想象由在野党执政的情况,但却希望看国阵被挫一挫锐气的一天,以警告他们别越来越放肆,当人民是笨猪,任由刀割.
题外话:
1.年青人对政治的冷感可以拿去救救北极的企鹅,很多人因为性爱光碟才认识蔡细历,很多人还是会说:"反对党不是坏人来的吗?"
2.堂堂一个不小的部长,辩论时竟然说:"我们国家比缅甸好",我劝他改名叫"蠢"才好啦.
连开hotmail也要看那些不知收了多少广告费的主角,拼命说bn好话,很恶心...尤其是说治安好警察效率快的那位先生最讨厌!
安全? (多少冤魂命断攫夺,车祸等等,有谁现在出街不提高警惕?)
和平? (不公平哪来和平?我们不要内安法令下的假象和平)
繁荣? (所以不该涨价的可乱涨价?)
虽然无法想象由在野党执政的情况,但却希望看国阵被挫一挫锐气的一天,以警告他们别越来越放肆,当人民是笨猪,任由刀割.
题外话:
1.年青人对政治的冷感可以拿去救救北极的企鹅,很多人因为性爱光碟才认识蔡细历,很多人还是会说:"反对党不是坏人来的吗?"
2.堂堂一个不小的部长,辩论时竟然说:"我们国家比缅甸好",我劝他改名叫"蠢"才好啦.
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